what he needs is a pseudoface

I've always suspected they weren't actually looking for anything. That's a good move.

Employees checking the storage room for you is always a fruitless endeavour. All it does is get your hopes up for a few minutes. Why even bother?

Co-written by friend of the podcast and Munch Madness Commissioner, Evan Susser!

No mention of the Limp Bizkit cover from Mission: Impossible 2? Wow, everything about that movie was awful.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

They can review mini cans of soft drinks.

Is that Chloe Sevigny from Bloodline?

He's made comedy his wheelhouse ever since Step Brothers, but I'd like to see Adam Scott start getting some different kinds of roles.

Haley would be a good fit for the role of Desty Nova, but it sounds as if he's cast as one of the cyborg baddies. I keep forgetting that' they're actually making this project after Cameron sat on the rights for years and years.
Rosa Salazar is a great choice for the lead.

so that's what "E.I" stands for.

That song was literally everywhere in the early aughts. I feel like I've already heard it 200,000,000 times.

I heard/read somewhere that Scott Thompson really wanted to be the Chicken Lady.

This was the best thing their website has ever done. It's an odd feeling to visit cbc.ca for the purposes of entertainment.

Zhang Ziyi could still pass for a teenager.

read the article.

He was a responsible father by the time Jimmy was attending Degrassi. Look no further than one Jay Hogart. Take him away, boys!

So there's a cat burglar targeting rap stars? Run, the Jewels!!

Johnny Depp starring in a new Labyrinth.
Coulda been worse.

Helen Mirren narrating something called Kitty-in-Boots? Count me in. Meeeeeow!!

Humpty Dumpty is still around. Ring-o-los, Onion Rings, and Party Mix can easily be found. But do they still sell Humpty Dumpty ketchup chips in your neck of the north? If so, count your lucky stars.