Homosexuality is wrong, you jerk!

I feel the same way about upvoting.

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It's like the opposite of a solution!

I think it would work if we really annoyed them!

Hipster!

They said forty-five minutes. How about six to nine hours?

I haven't been awake for more than ten hours at a time for like a month now. That seems unhealthy.

You know it, girlfriend.

Dan Harmon jib-jabs actors into quitting the show. Who will Dan Harmon jib-jab jab-jib Jibbity-jab-jab next?!?

Thank you, Todd.

Hi there! Hi!

I can do that in my personal life too right? Just get pissy with my landlord and not pay my rent and he wont evict me?

The bigger picture is far more important. Sure the US may default on its debt in 3 days, sure after a month we may lose five billion (or more) dollars. Who cares? I just want pagination goddamn it.

How did I go from four dislikes to no dislikes after refreshing the page?

I had negative likes!?!?

My ego says otherwise. cries

You can subtly swear?

It's okay! We can start not commenting now…

You want to do so many things to my ass.