That's what happens when you're a decent person, your evil doppelgänger posts pictures of nazi-cats. I'm already evil so I don't have an evil doppelgänger.

D'awww someone sounds lonely hugs

I don't know what's starting still.

Yeah its been like this as long as I can remember. Mmmmhmmm.

WHY! WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG! I WASTED ALL DAY… CARING FOR YOU! THE SOUL TRAIN AWARDS WERE TONIGHT!!!!

I'm really not seeing more to discuss than that.

TEXAS! TEXAS! TEXAS!

I'm supposed to be writing an essay on Hobbes and Rousseau. Its due in thirteen hours. Prior to this morning I hadn't really read a word by either of these guys so this is a fun experience.

I've been awake since three (it's eight here) so by this point I'm too bored to be defiant. I'm almost annoyed that NuDisqus hasn't taken over yet.

If you think I'm dapper when I'm fussy then you must be attracted to me like, all the time.

No! I own you! You just try to defy me with your contumacious attitude and we'll see what happens. Bad things probably. For example, I might cry a lot.

@YouCanMakeAnythingAnAccountIfYouReallyWantTo:Disqus

I do a lot of things to myself when my curtains are down.

You can't ruffle my hair without a soul. Especially if I own your soul!!!!

Did you really @reply:Disqus yourself?

I always knew you were racist.

Noo! Don't listen to Dave! Sell your soul! Sell your soul!

What the fuck @avclub-4a12f52ee4b6cf0be7737a9fd3eca03f:disqus ?!?!?!

A handjob and another beer thanks

My work schedule says I work Tuesday through Saturday and that I have Sundays and Mondays off. I work Saturday from 10pm-6am. Once I get off work on Saturday it becomes Sunday (same for every other day).