1. A tit… that was what first came to mind, after a bitch. My tits are very productive and healthy.

No, it means the same exact amount of work but our labor will be lower. Dude, there are five people standing around at work while I run grill, board and fries by myself (I work fast-food if that wasn't clear).

I have it on some good authority that those worthless coworkers I hate so much are on thin ice. That's awesome to hear because I am fucking exhausted, I wasn't even this exhausted back when I was working 52 hours a week. Damn.

Its not that different actually (I wish that was a joke).

Somehow my shitty job just keeps getting worse and worse. I mean, I'm almost impressed by this to be honest. I thought my job was as bad as a fast-food job could get and I was fine with that but then life decides I'm not filled with enough bitterness and contempt so it makes my job even worse. Now I'm pure syrupy hate…

Louie is a strong possibility.

Once I saw that they gave all the cartoon characters shadows I vowed to never watch it.

I assume it isn't abusive just because of BDSM, so how does the word 'consent' factor into the story?

I'm going to assume this was actually written by Quirky.

All their videos are pretty good. Stonehenge might be my favorite.

What counts as giving up? The only thing more boring would be watching paint dry.

Oh my! turns red

You just believe everything the establishment tells you.

My Little Cuntie: Friendship is Magic does have a certain ring to it.

"It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a…

But Netflix only carries one season of each show, why would that completely take away the audiences desire to watch television (which is the only place they can legally see the vast majority of episodes).

"We are not surprised that more and more women are coming forward to tell their stories of regret for having by-passed the more meaningful things in life to opt for the approval of feminists who cared nothing more about them than being statistics to reinforce their agenda."

A lot of those animals are adorable, this is a mockery of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society, a complete mockery. Good day.

I remember when I was a kid and I heard that Rowling was planning to stop writing Harry Potter after book whatever I was already cynical enough to think that she'd find some excuse to continue. People don't regularly abandon universes that generate that much dough, especially when sequels have already been accepted by…

Relief doesn't visibly stir up his blood circulation like that.