Everyone who messes with me mysteriously dies.

What if you're depressed and anxious and you're the only person still alive? Boom, blew your mind.

We're not used to much functionality but at least it worked a little.

This new season just keeps getting better and better

What is up with prequels these days? Anything to do with Saul's origin story is better left untouched and I'd be much more interested in seeing the Saul who knows the Breaking Bad universe and is on top of his game than the Saul who is younger and less wise. It's ridiculous.
And I support your dimensional vertex Saul.

I assumed he was grazed.

Well if it was Stephen he's a liar.

Obviously it was a Texan.

1. My power is to become powerful. My origin story is this question. My alias is my name.

Stop celebrating 9/11!

Oh yeah, I wasn't even thinking about food.

1. I live in New Jersey, which is basically New York because a lot of people in New Jersey commute. I was nine and it was a weird day because the school administration didn't tell us what happened. We had classes but suddenly kids started getting pulled out of class. I was pulled out by my mom, who was doing that…

Troy who?

Yeah and because I'm the only early bird employee who is capable of staying all night calling in is a big deal for me. The gm has a tendency to call people liars when they call in too. I think I'll be okay for today because I'm just taking a lot of drugs for the first time today but who knows how I'll feel by morning.…

I get like that too! I couldn't even go on my computer for a while because I couldn't keep my eyes open. I had to lay in bed for three hours doing nothing. I'm sorry you get like this too man.

I really hate this time of year. For like a week my allergies get so bad that I basically start crying and can't open my eyes. Work is going to be killer. Is it a bad idea to take nyquil if it'll work better than dayquil? I know it makes you sleepy but the question is how sleepy.  I have the pills.

I think AMC called it all season five just because eight episodes a season is less than their norm (13). I guess they thought it would look stupid to sell two eight episode seasons to people so they made it a 16 episode season cut in half to maximize profit.

I think in general singers sounding like human beings is just so 20th century.

I can understand you forgetting Stephen's birthday but forgetting 9/11?!?!?!

I discovered that yesterday in my bathroom. Total waste of my day off.