I'm not a comic book fan, but what I liked about that arcade game is that the art really did resemble comic art: the colors looked bright and cheap and the lines were thick and inky. I thought it was well-thought out, aesthetically speaking.

This tour is even shorter than Prince was!

You, my dear, are a Real American Hero.

"Peplum" sounds like some sort of substance that prepubescent boys might secrete.

I see that you still live in a rational universe where shit makes sense.

Yes, but every age has had its purveyors of absolute nonsense. Edward Cayce! Hal Lindsey! Various millenarian movements. Theosophy. It goes on and on.

Vince DiMaggio.

Eh, so's most of what Americans wear, so no real diff there.

Tha Serch for a Spel Checkr

That stuff is just noise! I'll stick to my Archies records, thanks.

I think you can discuss moral culpability (Hello, Glen Beck!) without getting into the legal aspect of it. Unless you can prove that a person was directly induced to commit a crime by a book, I think you're protected by the First Amendment.

The cool "L" thing is known to rap fans everywhere as LL Cool J. Ladies Love Cool James!

At least I don't have to feel lonely anymore!

They got paid. They were straight, as far as I know, but the porn's target demographic was the gay community. The part of it that enjoys forcible tickling and will pay big money to see it.

Back in college, I knew some dudes who got greased up, tied up, and tickled for twenty minutes for several hundred bucks for the enjoyment of…well, somebody or other. This was in the relatively early days of the internet, too. They found it more painful than enjoyable.

Evidently her boobs do not bounce around when she runs, though.

Oh, wow, that header image. This ain't no emoji movie, it's a Pac-Man reboot with even less character depth.

iWar in the navy three years, was I, and a fat lot of good it did me! What with all the storms and the gales and the heavin' over the port side. Spent three months in a hospital in Port Arthur with a bad case of the crabs after I got rogered by the first mate, though I can't say he was my first mate…whall wipe that…

Hova once ran a successful cocaine retailing operation. Shit, he probably sold to the current President once or twice.

I got handed one free as I walked in the joint because I'm obviously a member of some other tribe.