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There was a split second of Hardy butt, but you had to look fast.

I kept hoping Ragnar would get one last soaking in Ecbert's heated bath.

You get to see all of his glorious, naughty bits in Young Adam.

Those eyes are an unearthly shade of blue and very expressive. I bet the chicks are all over that.

He showed moments of heartbreaking vulnerability in his House of Cards role that really made me sit up and take notice. Them waters run deep.

Seeing S1 of the Expanse got me reading the books by James SA Corey. Good stuff, and can't wait for season 2!

Katheryn Winnick has two martial arts black belts, so it was good to see her finally use those skills on screen. I read that she had to be careful not to use those moves in fight scenes from earlier seasons.

Castleroy, we hardly knew ye.

Agreed. He does that weird knee dip/hip thrust thing every time he wants to make a point. I should start drinking a shot each time he does it. The cadence of his voice is more annoying than frightening.

I found myself telling the TV "Xavier is an asshole and I would totally kick him to the curb." His quirky charm has jumped the shark, although I guess we saw this coming when he quit Evie's job for her in the first episode. Not sure if I can keep watching this much longer.

"Oh. That's much worse."

Those ham/cheese/egg sandwiches topped with Froot Loops looked pretty damn tasty, too. If working for Doug Benson doesn't work out, Edgar could have his own cooking show!

Sorry, you'll have to pry Chief Wahoo out of my cold, dead hands.

I was worried about her necklace, too. I kept saying, "tuck it into your shirt!"

The chemistry between Jolie and Thornton was red hot. Watch Pushing Tin again and see what I mean. Pitt and Jolie are mild-mannered suburbanites compared to that.

Incidentally, that was the only movie of hers that I liked. Talented, she ain't.

…EMPIRE!

Gimme a break, Gimme a break,
Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar!

Where the white women at?

Not to mention Dom's co-worker's dream. Didn't she say dreamed of men in masks at the bottom of an escalator?