The Showtime Tailgate Tour: where drunken, sometimes incestuous relationships aren't just on television anymore.

Spoiler Alert: they were cats the whole time.

Spoiler Alert: they were cats the whole time.

"Arched backs" is the classy way to say boobs.

"Arched backs" is the classy way to say boobs.

They should set the remake on the moon and call it The Space Magnificent Seven.  I would see this movie immediately.  Starring Guy Pearce.

They should set the remake on the moon and call it The Space Magnificent Seven.  I would see this movie immediately.  Starring Guy Pearce.

SPOILERS SPOILERS!

SPOILERS SPOILERS!

I also have never heard of this idea.  Is it from the books?  The extent of my knowledge does not cover those, but pretty much everything else.

I also have never heard of this idea.  Is it from the books?  The extent of my knowledge does not cover those, but pretty much everything else.

Normal Thursday, talkin' bout Alf online with strangers.

Normal Thursday, talkin' bout Alf online with strangers.

Oh man, yes!  Those were the best.  I'll second your motion, if for some reason parliamentary rules are taking place right now.

Oh man, yes!  Those were the best.  I'll second your motion, if for some reason parliamentary rules are taking place right now.

You know that one "Twilight Zone" episode set in a used car lot that looks like it was filmed live? That's my bet on what this will end up being like, but with less used cars.  Probably.

You know that one "Twilight Zone" episode set in a used car lot that looks like it was filmed live? That's my bet on what this will end up being like, but with less used cars.  Probably.

I'm thinking of starting a series of articles called My World of Best Things Ever, with the first entry being Kelly Preston's scene in "Jerry Maguire."  Obviously, that will be the only entry that is needed in the entire series.

I'm thinking of starting a series of articles called My World of Best Things Ever, with the first entry being Kelly Preston's scene in "Jerry Maguire."  Obviously, that will be the only entry that is needed in the entire series.

Unnecessary 3D: the only thing other than Daisy that smells of money.