Unnecessary 3D: the only thing other than Daisy that smells of money.

The twist is that the British call it a banger in the mouth.

The twist is that the British call it a banger in the mouth.

Can Russell Crowe also play Cort?  Thus tying even more into the whole Wheel of Ka concept?  Remind me to do that sort of casting magic when I make my own version through Kickstarter later this Fall.

Can Russell Crowe also play Cort?  Thus tying even more into the whole Wheel of Ka concept?  Remind me to do that sort of casting magic when I make my own version through Kickstarter later this Fall.

Even more intriguing than the hat removal in "Deathwalker"?  I mean, that's a pretty intriguing hat removal (even though nothing further is done with it).

Even more intriguing than the hat removal in "Deathwalker"?  I mean, that's a pretty intriguing hat removal (even though nothing further is done with it).

Upset Bovine.  …D'oh!

Upset Bovine.  …D'oh!

I love that the length of the review makes it seem like the movie wasn't even worth discussion for three whole paragraphs.  It's the written version of going on a date and then skipping out after only one drink…not that I would know what that feels like.

I love that the length of the review makes it seem like the movie wasn't even worth discussion for three whole paragraphs.  It's the written version of going on a date and then skipping out after only one drink…not that I would know what that feels like.

What's blood got to do, got to do with it?

What's blood got to do, got to do with it?

I like Babylon 5 quite a bit.  I watch Babylon 5 often.  I only only skip one episode consistently every time.  That episode is "TKO."  Never change, Space Wrestling.

I like Babylon 5 quite a bit.  I watch Babylon 5 often.  I only only skip one episode consistently every time.  That episode is "TKO."  Never change, Space Wrestling.

Little do comedy fans know though, Bill Hicks DID captain several British square-rigged vessels against the demmed French during Napoleon's reign.  So, at least Crowe will be able to get that part across.

Little do comedy fans know though, Bill Hicks DID captain several British square-rigged vessels against the demmed French during Napoleon's reign.  So, at least Crowe will be able to get that part across.

Still completely more natural than Garth Brooks' alter-ego Chris Gaines.

Still completely more natural than Garth Brooks' alter-ego Chris Gaines.

By "Two Questions," you mean "Three Questions," right?