Aren't all the people singing "Night Moves" at karaoke the ones REALLY stealing from Bob Seger? #SCOTUS

Listen guys, Jesus has already suffered so much, I feel kind of bad that he has to be on a Ryan Murphy show now.  Not even Mel Gibson punished him that much.

Listen guys, Jesus has already suffered so much, I feel kind of bad that he has to be on a Ryan Murphy show now.  Not even Mel Gibson punished him that much.

SPOILERS: Kosh 2.0 would be one of my picks.

SPOILERS: Kosh 2.0 would be one of my picks.

That's the type of neck that even George Lucas shakes his head in disgust at.

That's the type of neck that even George Lucas shakes his head in disgust at.

As someone who worked at a McDonalds during my formative years (worked my way up from window boy to manager!), I would prefer if they started hiring workers inspired by "Mad Men."  Specifically, ladies like Christina Hendricks.

As someone who worked at a McDonalds during my formative years (worked my way up from window boy to manager!), I would prefer if they started hiring workers inspired by "Mad Men."  Specifically, ladies like Christina Hendricks.

Didn't Steve Purcell (creator of Sam & Max) also get co-credited with writing and directing?  More importantly, does any of his humor come through in the final product?  Any talking rabbit characters would be greatly appreciated.

Didn't Steve Purcell (creator of Sam & Max) also get co-credited with writing and directing?  More importantly, does any of his humor come through in the final product?  Any talking rabbit characters would be greatly appreciated.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  And one more joke from "Party Down" comes to life.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  And one more joke from "Party Down" comes to life.

True Bryan Cranston story: a decade or so back, he was driving through my college town and decided he would pop in to our theatre classes to see if he could teach an impromptu acting class for an hour or so.  The administration said it was okay, so he found a bunch of kids who had free time and talked about acting for…

True Bryan Cranston story: a decade or so back, he was driving through my college town and decided he would pop in to our theatre classes to see if he could teach an impromptu acting class for an hour or so.  The administration said it was okay, so he found a bunch of kids who had free time and talked about acting for…

You forgot to add a "please" at the end of that polite greeting.

You forgot to add a "please" at the end of that polite greeting.

The one that says, "Please keep all handjobs confined to the rear 2-3 rows"?

The one that says, "Please keep all handjobs confined to the rear 2-3 rows"?

Every day I read an article like this, I think to myself, "Here it is, civilization has reached its nadir."  Then, a few days later, I realize we were just scratching the surface of even more bottomless depths.  Cheers!  (starts day drinking)