Every day I read an article like this, I think to myself, "Here it is, civilization has reached its nadir."  Then, a few days later, I realize we were just scratching the surface of even more bottomless depths.  Cheers!  (starts day drinking)

I'm liking this as hard as I can.

Eva Green is looking for work, I hear.

Well that's a shame.  I was thinking it would have been a perfect little way to show more of Roland's "advancing."

Serious question (possible spoiler?): Does Roland have the Horn?

Well, there's always "Terra Nova."

Listen, y'all, there are a lot of tears in the rain.  But some tears have twins from the evil mirror universe.

Every song will be "Drops of Jupiter," but done with different instruments each time.

Although I suppose I should have realized from the hefty usage of Z's in your name that you have a Polish heritage, it was nice to get that confirmed (this, coming from a fellow Pole).

The people got the answers they needed, not the answers they deserved.

I support this comment and everyone else should too.

So I wasn't the only one that assumed Haley seduced the stockboy and "borrowed" his shirt after giving some sort of sexual favor in the stock room, right?  Because that's obviously what they were implying.  Right?

I think the gold standard is (still?) the Crispin Glover In The Deadly Elevator scene from Hot Tub Time Machine.  I might have stopped breathing by the end of it (from the power of laughter!), but then again, that could have been due to my even more deadly asthma.

What's this about an embargo concerning the Joker?  Was this something related to the Nolan films or something else entirely?  Story, please!

A good Watchmen movie?

Because the Nazis almost figured out the powers of Orichalcum but were stopped by Indiana Jones and then the city blew up and Indiana Jones barely escaped.  Too wordy?

Short answer: yes.  Longer answer: if this makes you feel bad about your masculinity, you can always cover the book (and your shame!) with a brown paper bag, like the literary equivalent of a wino.

In my dreams, Scott's review will just be a link to that George C. Scott mash-up video.

Mary Louise Parker's hand: a more realistic velociraptor claw than any of the work Stan Winston Studios has ever put out.  (shudder).

My vote is for a Best Of selection, handpicked by Frakes himself.  Or maybe a list of top ten conquests, now that all is said and done?