I just want to take a second and note the scandalous placement of the motorcycle wheels. Ay carumba!

Objection!
Can we include the AV Club's Worst Band Names of 2010 in this list? Or is that too meta?

Obviously
All AV Clubbers die from a combination of CancerAIDS and carpel tunnel syndrome, right?

Officially calling bullshit on this review
1) The visuals and fight scenes look great and by no means defied my expectations (especially in IMAX 3D) (I especially enjoyed the rockin' WWII-esque dog fight).

Bah (humbug).
I say, without shame, that Crispin Glover's antics in "Hot Tub Time Machine" were the funniest things I saw in theaters this year, and I challenge a Christmas day goose to the man who can claim otherwise.

Was the star of Bethlehem seen over the Undercover Room?
If so (or if not!), I say it's high time we crown Andrew W.K. as the new savior of the human race. Honestly, 90% of this is just so I can hear him sing the phrase "extremely mild" over and over again.

Missed opportunity, FX
Season 2 could have also featured Wishbone, the world's best crime solving dog. That's what he did on that PBS show, right? Solve crimes?

Classic Misinterpretation
You see, Keith, what you're forgetting is that knowledge was their treasure. Their treasure was knowledge. It's cool, you can bump that grade back up to an A now.

(golf clap)

In defense of "Noises Off"
Damn it, Scott. I was all set and ready to enjoy some quality "Clue" love, and then you had to go out of your way and slander "Noises Off." I would sincerely love to know why you think the movie was poorly made, especially since it factually includes the best John Ritter performance of all…

Now that I think about it
I always wondered why, during middle school and high school, I had trouble getting dates with the ladies. Now, looking back, it's probably because I was actively puchasing books such as Quark's Rules of Acquisition. Anyone know how I can get a message back to my teenage self and spare…

You know, I actually really ended up liking the what Grin did with the new Bionic Commando, story-wise. Although the…SPOILER…out of nowhere evil turn of Super Joe was kind of insipid, I really liked the idea that the bionic limbs had to be created from a loved one. Surely another developer will pick up where the…

Curiously,
When you combine The Brain and The Jock, you get The Brock.

Please please please
Cast Christina Hendricks and pay her whatever she wants. I'll throw in some cash if it helps.

Capitol Scene "Bamf"
Did anyone else think something unseen crossed over to Earth 1 during the establishing shot of the Capitol building at the end of the episode with the flock of birds and the bamf sound and freaking-the-flip-out-of-all-the-birds? I didn't make that up, right?

I would just politely like to say…
… (slide whistle!).

His name is Ash…
…and he is a slave.

State and Main!
Whenever I hear about this movie, I like to think the original title was "The Old Mill," but they didn't have an old mill available. Prove me wrong, Ben Affleck.

Agreed, the waiting time for new releases isn't the best, but if you're continually three or so months behind like I am, it doesn't tend to be the biggest problem. Between that or not playing most of the games out now because I can't afford to buy them, it's a pretty okay setup.

Gamefly, my friend. Gamefly.