That, my good sir, is a coma splice.

Nah. There's plenty of bands like that.

Yup. He could have just stopped talking after "trying" and said pretty much the same thing.

That dinner won't stick to your ribs, man. You gotta eat something that sticks to your ribs.

Black Sabbath.

I find it hilarious.

Who are these "shippers" ya'll speak of?

I liked when Lost acknowledged that there were a large amount of people outside of the main plot arc who just wanted to hang out on the beach or take Vincent for a walk while Jack and Sawyer and Kate pointed guns at each other all day long.

"He’s almost always lying, his smile says, but since he knows he’s lying, and you know he’s lying, isn’t that a sort of truth?" If I had a dime for every time I tried using this logic on my wife, I'd be a wealthy man. ::chuckels, lights big stinky cigar, and goes back downstairs to the poker game in the basement::

"He’s almost always lying, his smile says, but since he knows he’s lying, and you know he’s lying, isn’t that a sort of truth?" If I had a dime for every time I tried using this logic on my wife, I'd be a wealthy man. ::chuckels, lights big stinky cigar, and goes back downstairs to the poker game in the basement::

Alt-rockers Alt-J Alt-suck. (Just kidding. I think they're great.)

Sorry about those spreadsheets, man. I don't know if it changes your mind at all, but Stephen Hawking DID just publicly support assisted suicide.

"My roommate drives a 1970's era Mercedes Bends."

@Maniac Mailman: what are "shippers"?

I was pretty bored by this film, but the notion Lois Lane's Pulitzer winning "opinion piece" (and it's stupid title) struck me as an incredibly comic-booky element, in a good way.

This looks interesting, but not nearly as interesting as my in-progress documentary concerning Winston Zeddemore, his influence on the Ghostbuster's iconic logo, and whether Ernie Hudson would consider reprising the classic yet controversial role in the much anticipated Ghostbusters 3.

Channing Tatum is just Humungus's "girl"friend from Mad Max 2, right?

Yeah dude! I just became a fan.

I almost forgot that we're doing this now:D+

This movie isn't even as funny as "The Campaign" (which was only slightly funny). It has five or six REALLY funny jokes, but, on the whole, the movie is a series of horribly paced scenes where unlikable, shallow, and stupid characters yell mean and obvious things at each other. It was sort of disappointing, because I…