Chicago's strangle hold on these contests has ended, rejoice my fellow commenters, rejoice!!!

Great now I have to get me some shawarma. *Get's coat*

Yes, but is Jimii Jamison gonna rerecord the song for a new generation? This is the all important question to whether or not I watch the film.

Stingy and Battery!

— The bullet with Halbach’s DNA on it came from Avery’s gun, which always hung above his bed.

Well there would be circumstantial evidence, those are kinds of evidence.

*Robert Altman rolls over in his grave knowing that it was Andrew Kosove that had fucked his home DVD player*

…forever, cause you died of cancerAIDS.

I had no idea that they were produced in a different order, that is totally insane that happened.

I enjoyed and laughed the hell out of this, totally insane what went on there. This is required viewing for anyone who grew up watching some of these movies on cable.

The A.V. Club
Master your ass

America doesn't waste time it burns it!!

What an odd name to call them, I'd call those films chazznotwatchzzers .

"Look I could care less about the fighting crime part, it's the the time and half I need, I've got kids to feed."

Netflix counters by green lighting AC DC biopic Thunderstruck.

Ok I agree on this, but only if Lance Riddick gets to play the Tick Tock Man.

Did anybody else read this in a speed racer voice and ha ha ha at the end?

Dr. Kreiger is inconsolable right now.

Armin Tamzarian may I borrow your copy of swank?

Unlike some people who win oscars cause they stared in a true to life bio pic's and cause they entered modeling careers at a very young age. No, they don't ever have to work for anything, they think they can just all of a sudden one day out of the blue start a new Barbie movie with no qualifications and take away what…