Once Google can self Google it'll either self destruct or destroy humanity. Whatever happens nobody will use Bing.

"Seriously think he'd explain his master-stroke…"

So when I sell my Bill Gates script after he dies I'll have to defend myself?

Sexy teens need the most bumping off.

Have you learned nothing from Sue's Salad's? Salad based fake TV restaurants never make it!!

I always loved David Hayter's performance in the prior Metal Gear games, his absence though isn't felt like I thought it would be. If he had returned though I would be happier if he had, maybe been able to inject more life into Big Boss as he seems like a silent protagonist through what i've played so far. Though that…

Ahh I wanted it to be directed by the Inanimate Carbon Rod.

*Sets reminder when going into the future to pack Pilot pens and not Uniball for impending religious oligarchy*

His original name was $$DALLAS$$ his mom had to take away two of his dallor signs.

Tim Blake Nelson helming a TV show? Um yes please.

Streaming shows get some love this emmy's and now FX is pissed that none of it's shows ever get any recognition that it deserves. So yeah I kinda forgive this behavior even if it is pretty much wrong.

Do as I say!!

Smithers we may have over estimated him…have Ed Koch killed.

sunnyday11 what do you think of the weather today?

Oh God late 90s and early 00s Onion articles are just funny as shit.

You are the night.

Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

Toucan Sam to take the lead on the case.

I just hope they finally make that tie in cereal SicariO's

I think it wouldn't have been easier for Ryan Reynolds just to sing a remix version of it's not easy being green.