Markov Chains prove the existence of Satan.

So now we know you have a red yarn web of GRRM's former assistants.

something something THANKS OBAMA

It has those teeny little ink cartridges that are roughly the size of a shot glass!

KY Pro: A Lube Of Ice And Fire

Clippy's statement would look so much less terrible coming from the puppy or kitten, right?

It never doesn't amaze me that the computers that take up a wall had less computing power than one of those dumb birthday cards that plays music.

You should kill his assistant and take over the job.

There's a joke in there about fetching a pink ball, but my brain can't make it work right now.

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House Clippy's words are "Do you want help?"

The instruction manual referred to the connected system of the printer, the gas chromatograph, and the controller as a "loop" because that's what you call it when three different devices communicate via an inch-thick cable, right?

I used at dot matrix printer at my old job. This was six months ago.

agree x 1000

It didn't help that you brought back a bastard from your trip south and wouldn't tell your wife who the kid's mom was, Ned.

"I too had a flesh…skirt."

I had Friend1 in kindergarten who would ask me which crayon was which because he was colorblind, and often the crayons didn't have labels anymore. It never occurred to me to lie to Friend1.

You marker my words, it'll be a big hit.

Together, they are…

I've heard of it and thought to myself, "Hey that is a good idea!"