"no thanks, I'm not a parade kind of guy"

"shrimpanzee" is hilarious and I will be laughing about it all day.

Congratulations!  That's amazing!  Or wunderbar, I guess?

Watching the Eagles is sort of like birdwatching.  Should've thrown in the Cardinals and Seahawks for good measure, though.

Last Exit to Springfield: It. was. amazing.  As soon as the ice sculpture starting quaking, I delightedly shouted "McBain!" and it only went up from there.  I recognized SO MANY of the lines from around here.

*takes drag of cigarette*

They are, indeed, big white guys.  I kind of like that idea.

Well-dressed Idris Elba…he would make a damn fine James Bond.

That works for me!  I have to admit, though, that Chris Hemsworth dressed as pretty much anyone/anything is good for me.

Sadly, K. Thrace is unavailable today…who wants to perv?  Let's perv.

The mental image of a wee frog shaking its fist at the vast, unfeeling firmament is amusing to me.

Anybody who doesn't like abs is a rotten pec-erhead.

@avclub-2d31cb28609a0ccb044e798fe73c023a:disqus -  You know those commercials where the old people drive a Hoveround to the Grand Canyon?

It will be mandatory, according to facebook conservatives.

"You're right, she should play the 55-year old."  - Studio exec who will then cast a 60-year-old man as her love interest and think it's nbd.

Is it supposed to be surprising that a 75-year-old would rather be 29 for a day than 55?

After hearing about your terrible week, I hope you have a really awesome weekend, Formal Batman.

That makes me think of a Ryan Lochte "jeah"

I dare you to go to disqus.com.  Behold their website.

I, for one, really appreciate the effort you guys went through to try to keep this system for us.  Thank you.