Love the dress!  Hurray, ModCloth!

At least, as my distances increase, my breathing volume decreases.  I don't sound like a bellowing wounded rhinoceros like I used to.

I won't be ready for next week, but do you have any idea what will be the next selection after that?

"These are our kids' names.  This is where they go to school.  Please, follow us home and then come back tomorrow to steal everything we own."

You were related to your one true love?  Just move to West Virginia.

Booooo work.  I hope it gets better soon :/

I second that!

I made peanut butter cookies last week and the advice I got here in a totally unrelated thread really worked great!  "Add more peanut butter" which, yep, I did that.  Thanks, @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus !

Ohhh I haven't had waffles in forever…I need to make some waffles.  Thanks for reminding me.

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus also because he is still black

As long as we never get Notre Dame.

I hope there isn't a lot of obnoxious coughing from someone (cough cough) that you have to edit out.

Thanks!  Good luck with the biking.

Oh god no.  Not least because I don't want everyone seeing the map of where I go.

She's still out there somewhen.

You really ARE a total Snape.

I currently have bangs so after I run with them pulled back under my headband, I take my headband off and they are sweaty and gross and stick straight up in the air.  It's super hot.

Good luck!  We're all rooting for you!

Why do people need such big Event bachelor parties these days?  For my sister's bachelorette party, we went bowling and then back to her place to eat a penis cake and watch The Little Mermaid.

That sucks so bad.  I hope you feel better soon.  My friend's daughter is almost 2 and had a UTI recently, then she was wouldn't pee because it hurt so much and she was scared to do it again  :(