There were two on that album—"Me Wise Magic" and "Can't Get This Stuff No More." "Me Wise Magic" was the better of the two IMO.

Eat 'Em and Smile > Diver Down > Fair Warning > All Van Hagar.

I've Actually Used This
I purchased an album using Wal Mart's digital music store. One of Filter's older albums, I think. It was so DRM-restricted that when I had to reinstall my OS, it would no longer play. And I couldn't move it to a thumb drive either.

I think it's abundantly clear that Ben is Glory and Glory is Ben.

WHAT??? No such thing as ghosts!?

The thing is, Rainbow, I'd be more *ok* with him shitting on Revenge of the Nerds or Fast Times. This movie transcends both of those with its out-and-out, utter nuttiness.

Animalympics!

"Well, not 'people' as much as pimply-faced, mimeographed Star Trek zine writing, BBS on their Commodore 64 running nerds. "

The Rodeo Cheeseburger was the best thing Burger King ever made. I was closing in on 4 per week when it went away, so my cholesterol level is better for its absence. But ye gods, it was awesome. I think it used actual cheddar cheese instead of american, which brought out the BBQ sauce to perfection. Easily the…

Every movie mentioned in this thread is better than:

Missed Obvious Question
You forgot to ask the most obvious question: "Why do you look exactly like the noble Aztec priest Vadinho from 'Pumaman?'"

Should I feel embarrassed that I thought the Dawes meme was a reference to some completely awesome character from a show I haven't seen—like The Wire?

Those Care Bears, man. Hard core MF'ers.

Ah, 1985.
This *did* seem a bit like an episode of Scarecrow and Mrs. King. Or Remington Steele, Simon & Simon, Magnum P.I., The Fall Guy, Knight Rider, A-Team, Thundercats, Misfits of Science…

Ok, "helichimpter" and "orangatank" both made me crack up. Nicely done.

Elizabethtown
I would watch the hell out of an Elizabethtown sequel. I'm not sure why. Maybe I'm going insane. Or perhaps I'd just like to see how fucking ridiculous Crowe would make these characters behave in a Part Two, based on how ludicrous Part One was.

I always thought it was clear they were robots, and was surprised when someone said they thought they were aliens, so I went back to look at the dialogue assuming that one of them said "Oh and by the way, we're robots and stuff." But it wasn't mentioned. So I completely understand the confusion.

Yeah, that scene completely freaked me out. I just didn't expect the TLA to be standing off to the side, and suddenly swerve over and stick its eye—which seemed eerily placed too high on its forehead—into the eyehole. I had zero expectation of getting to see one of the things that close up so early on.

Well, this will probably just make me seem like a douche, but it *was* based on a comic book that was also super-serious and also had the title "Cowboys & Aliens." It's not like the title was the product of a series of board meetings. Maybe their mistake was thinking a lot of people would recognize the title and…

+1 to Bill Nighy. He was rumored to be one of the finalists for Doctor Nine; I've read that in more than one place, but right now can only find it on wikipedia.