I think you mean "absoflagginglutely".

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I have relatives who look like Colin Meloy does in that picture. They are difficult to talk to and don't read.

I saw Of Montreal on the Hissing Fauna tour and wasn't impressed. A lot of it had to do with the fact that the opening act, a Japanese group called Elekibass, was way better, more interesting, and definitely having way more fun than everybody in OM. (I heard a person at school the next day describe them as "the…

I will vouch for 80s Garfield to my grave.

It is. I'm listening to it right now.

Second on the idea of a Jones in the Fast Lane remake, if only to update the fashions (GAHHHH).

KQ2 was infamous for having a rickety bridge that broke if you crossed it too many times. What made it shitty was that the minimum amount of times you needed to cross it to beat the game was also the maximum amount of times you could cross it without it breaking. And of course, in true Sierra form, you couldn't win…

I'm really glad this article is here. It would be awesome if they branched out into deep classic-gaming coverage. And ohhh, what a dream it would be to write for them in that capacity….)

The desert was not even the worst maze in KQ5. Mordack's labyrinth, with the map changing depending on what direction you were facing…… *shudder*

You can get that on DVD. I believe it's called Super Mario Bros.

Big Trouble was a much better movie than a book. I was in high school when the novel came out and remember being excited because I'd read a lot of his stuff in middle school and hoped it would be as funny as his humor column stuff. Though far from a prude, I was shocked by the gratuitous language—it seemed to be there…

Manic Pixie Disorder?

The least likeable person on Storage Wars is Darrell. Dave at least has shrewd business acumen to back up his trash talk. Darrell's just a yahoo with a warehouse full of shit, and he comes out looking like a dumbass every time he tries to break down his strategy or when they show him trying to teach the tricks of the…

I always liked Slugfest the best of the souped-up Midway sports games. With Blitz and Hitz, it was fun and all, but those were already high-contact sports, so there wasn't really much you could truly blow up and exaggerate. But it added a whole new dimension to baseball, where you don't see things like that very often…

Ahhh. That makes perfect and total sense. Thank you!

Here's something I've never understood about Tourette's:

I started watching more reality TV in the last year and have noticed this, particularly on Chopped, where if the judges ask you "Why are you here?", it means one of two things: either you're going to win the whole shebang, or start packing your bags. More often, it's the latter.

That one seems more ready-made for Richard.

This isn't Fark, man. You can say shit.