But the intro where Dennis is a complete sociopath who pushes a wheelchair-ridden Mr. Wilson down a hill did not.

Marvin is indeed still running, and is regularly on the receiving end of the Comics Curmudgeon's wrath.

My local used bookstore has/had (not sure now) a book with the first year of Beetle Bailey strips. I skimmed it, and all I remember is that like every other strip was about something called a "bull session".

The thing I remember about CBS cartoons is that they always had really bad, dated theme songs. Mother Goose & Grimm had a bad one, Back to the Future I think was just that Huey Lewis song, but the one that I remember the best, mostly because it actually has a pretty solid beat underneath all the 90s crap, is Where's…

Recess was incredible—definitely one of the best cartoons of the late 90s/early 00s. The Weekenders was enjoyable but as I recall often seemed like it was trying too hard (although I also still occasionally say "Later days"). Pepper Ann and the revamped Disney/ABC Doug blew chunks.

I have a children's book adaptation that I got at a school book fair when I was in second grade. I can't imagine it working that well in animation, but the paintings in the book blew my eight-year-old mind all over my face. I don't know why I've never pursued Bloom County/Outland material more seriously, because I…

Hey, what's your problem with VapoRub anyway?

It's like Multiplicity. Most stormtroopers can't aim properly because they have pizza in their helmets that they're saving for later.

Every time I drink tea I have to yell at the cup "FECK OFF, CUP!"

"Noble sophisticates such as ourselves shall not stain our lips with cursing!"
"Yea, verily."

What? You didn't give me ketchup! Bad form!

Evidently his cat ripped out one of his nipple piercings. I think that about says it all right there.

Show me on the Moral Orel S3 DVD where the bad man touched you.

Lemmings is arguably the most perfect game of all time. Certainly no development team has ever been as acutely attuned to the potential of their terrain and characters' abilities as they were, and the difficulty curve moves, with only a couple of exceptions, smoothly from fun and engaging to hair-pullingly hard. Every…

It's an easy mistake to make because all Toriyama characters look exactly the flippin' same.

"I feel safe with you, Brak, you have a gentle touch"

Y'know, I dig the Dawes meme. I laugh at all the Dawes jokes. I still think they're funny. But when I saw that song in the list, I finally said "LET'S DO THIS", opened up my Spotify and gave it a whirl, and you know what? It's pretty dang legit. For what it's worth.

Everything should have an outstanding surf rock adaptation. For example: Behold! Surfgrass!
http://open.spotify.com/tra…

I call them "A Very Dream Theater Christmas"

I'll admit to enjoying a good chunk of their non-Christmas output, although they've reached the point where most people probably don't even realize they used to compose non-holiday music.