I support Romney getting the nomination, if only because it'd be great to have a guy in the race whose name makes him sound like an 1890s baseball player.

Better yet, get Super Mario Bros. X:

Majora's Mask and Wind Waker were both better than Ocarina of Time.

On the correct side.

Somewhat related: When I see how many people follow Alec Sulkin on Twitter, I wonder how many of them realize he's a Family Guy writer.

Duh, I mean, come on. It's spelled TanOOki. Clearly it's an off-brand.

Tanuki acclimates himself to human culture….

Oh my God. Oh my God. Someday I will buy you a drink for showing me that.

Plus, Squidward is the hologram Chief! (I know his actual name is Rodger Bumpass. But VO actors aren't actually real people.)

I always thought Tycho from Penny Arcade summed it up best:

She should have gone all in and called them "ocular orbs".

I'm reminded of Professor Farnsworth's nose maker…..

Having never seen Born on the Fourth of July, I didn't realize that the person in the picture at the top was Tom Cruise. I thought it was Sam Rockwell, and I was about to get out my torch and pitchfork and hunt down the son-of-a-bitch who hates Sam Rockwell. Good thing I read first!

"Always treat your kite like you treat your woman!"
"Um—do you mean take her 'round to see your mother on the weekend?"
"No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!"

"Well go-o-o-olly! This van smells worse than Sarge's latrine!"

I think her being an idiot is what freaked her out about sex and poetry.

Isn't Ken Jennings a Mormon? He's great on Twitter and he seems like he has his head screwed on all right.

A Sly Cooper joke?

I know this is a sad topic but I LOL'd pretty hard at "the music of America" in the Last Unicorn trailer. Just a total curve ball.

Oof, the rest of that slideshow is depressing. Squints got trashy.