Let's talk about Candlej

Neither does Sava, apparently:

It makes you someone who doesn't know how to use a Google.

Forever alone.

Maybe you should wear the shirt and murder the friend.

Ugh, Pequin is the worst. Just a bunch of moronic bathroom and gross-out humor, and not even on a regular schedule. What a child. It's like he read Dinosaur Comics and Hark! A Vagrant and managed to learn absolutely nothing about why the cadence of the dialogue and the drawings are funny. Any popularity he earns is…

That sure is a weird way to spell Garfield.

you lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude BANGARANG PETER

Nobody likes Milhouse!

The best part of Angels in the Outfield is the unbelievable amount of smarm Jay O. Sanders was able to pack into saying "Ranch Wilder: the voice of the Angels".

And his mom discovers the bill later.

It ended when they won the division. Angels will apparently help you cheat for a whole 162-game season, but once you make it to the playoffs you're on your own.

I nearly had a coronary when she implied that The Sandlot is at all like Jersey Shore. Even if The Sandlot was fluff, it would at least be an entirely different category of it, one that wouldn't make you feel like you need to take a shower and support eugenics after you've seen it. Even though she tried to cushion it,…

Hey, I noticed that pesky baseball canceled the X Factor! Because I was watching pesky baseball! At work! When I was back on the clock but still hanging out in the break room like I was on lunch! So nyah!

No way, man! Community's gonna keep on rockin' forever! forever! forever! forever…..

Eric D. Snider does that in his Re-Views columns. He did a pretty good one on Freddy Got Fingered.

Yes they do. They're showing the Rangers/Rays ALDS series. Those teams didn't play tonight though, so they could go ahead and show their normal shows.

Archer is funny. I don't like It's Always Sunny because everyone except Frank reminds me of my asshole "friends" from middle school, but that's a personal bias and doesn't reflect the actual comedy value of the show.

I was hoping it would be called Memoirs Are Dead

…..you mean they aren't?