Top Gun: Back to the Minors

I mean, water—what the fuck is that, right? See, fuck is a strong word because I used it.

Ah ha! I've figured out your secret identity, Black Bolt!

"It's like Bill Hicks if Bill Hicks was funny."

Partially inspired by Total Recall, my brother wanted to marry a green chick with three boobs.

I remember the events at bookstores where they always paired 10-year-olds with sweaty obese 35-year-old neckbeards. Even with the parents standing nearby impatiently checking their watches, I couldn't help but fear for the kids' safety a little.

I used to do the level design thing, but with Lemmings instead of Super Mario Bros. Imagine my delight when the Internet became a widespread phenomenon and I discovered actual programs that let you do this kind of stuff. I fiddle with them occasionally but I rarely finish, let alone play, the levels I make.

My 10-year-old sister is a Queen freak. When she's riding with my dad, they have to listen to Greatest Hits I & II. It's an unwritten rule. Her favorite is Bicycle Race. I think she'll turn out all right.

I'm with Heisler—it was video games for me. And @Elitist Trash., Pokemon Red/Blue was—is—a great game (albeit hella glitchy) when you removed it from all the merchandising hoopla. To this day, I still have a hard time considering any mon outside of the original 151 a "real" Pokemon. I have cycles where, at any given…

What time is it
I believe it's 11:11 COUGH COUGH COUGH

The exclusion of Embryonic is all the more peculiar considering Murray slobbed its knob for a solid month.

It makes me profoundly sad that the only person to recognize Joy so far is a spammer.

Some scenes that are occurring to me off the near-top of my head and haven't been stated yet as far as I know
No Country for Old Men: The coin flip in the gas station (may not be on here because of Javier Bardem's place on the best-performances list)

Was wondering if someone would mention O Brother. I'd nominate that scene or the election-night SBB concert.

That wouldn't happen to be
a young Mr. Phipps in the photo headlining the article, would it?

Cliche weed subplot makes that a no.

The two-Marleys bit threw me for a loop for years as well, and I still like it better that way too. Now I love it even more 15 years on because about a year ago I was just thinking about the movie for no discernible reason at work and was like "Robert Marley …. wait a minute …. Robert …. Bob…." [cue self-satisfied…

Cronenberg, yes.

Three pages in and no mention of The Fly?
Fail, you guys. Hard fail.

Can't not stop for Fifth Element. Ruby Rhod is the high point of Chris Tucker's career.