I stumbled it one day after having not watched it in quite a while, saw that they had at some point gone from several featured talking heads to a single host, and (through no fault of Tompkins) subsequently never watched it again.

I don't think spell check would have helped you out there.

Well, shit.

This show's going to Ellen in a handbasket.

My fiancee was watching an episode of NCIS yesterday and this chick snorted coke off a dead drug mule's intestines. It was fucking disgusting.

Nick sounds like how my brain worked toward girls in high school. I love it in the wife-swap reality show episode of The Simpsons when Ricky Gervais says "I can tell by your basic level of courtesy that you love me"—man have I been there.

I don't know—it wasn't horribly done, but something about that relationship just seemed to suck a big chunk of the funny out of the Chandler character. He got all fat and doughy and just kind of…..wilted. The stuff leading up to where everybody knew about their relationship was good, but once it was locked in…..I…

FUCK YOU!

SimAnt was only fun in experimental mode, when you could dig all the tunnels you wanted and make walls around your anthills without worrying about red ants.

I would like to sue whoever wrote definition #9 for Pokemon on Urban Dictionary for invasion of privacy. That whole paragraph is, at least in my experience, 200% true. Except I'm 24 now, not 17. http://bit.ly/GX1j1

It's dumb that he's going to Rikers because he's going to jail for two years for shooting himself, yet some other football player shot someone that wasn't himself and is only going to jail for like 26 days or something. As is my understanding.

Aww shit, I didn't make the connection at all whatsoever. This is just the first thing I came up when I wanted to post here that sounded remotely clever. Oh well, I stand by my statement.

@destructive: I had the same experience with The Scarlet Letter.

You should really look into Emperor's New Groove. Probably my favorite animated Disney film. Lilo & Stitch has a similar quirk vibe.

The games, yes. Everything related to them, no.

Gene, Gene, made a machine
Joe, Joe, made it go
Art, Art, blew a fart
and tore the whole damn thing apart.

Dude, go straight for the lotto numbers! YOU'LL BE RICH, DUDE!!

I'm sorry, I don't know who you're talking about.

Of course people don't hate Family Guy just because the jokes make fun of people. That would be thin-skinned, hypocritical, and stupid. There's something deeper to it, and for me, that thing that takes it to an uncomfortable level is Seth MacFarlane himself. An obscenely rich white guy pointing and laughing at…

The Charlotte Ross scene was 30 of the most riveting seconds of my pre-cable went-to-church-every-Sunday-but-had-a-TV-in-my-room adolescence.