You're such an ass.

If you don't appreciate Joel McHale, watch The Soup, then watch either Sports Soup or Web Soup. That should fix that right up.

Kate for both.

On the subject of British people I'd want to hang out with Stephen Fry.

oh man, yes, H. Jon Benjamin and Brendon Small. I would love to listen to them have a conversation with my eyes closed. In fact, I'd probably have to close my eyes because my brain blows up every time I see HJB and re-realize that he's *not* actually a hulking lard mammoth with greasy hair and bags under his eyes.

*sigh* One more time, for the kid who was late to class…..

Man, leave Sonic alone. He hasn't had a good game in over 15 years. Even when he finally stars in something allegedly marginally decent (e.g. that DS RPG that Bioware made), it gets overshadowed by some crazy Wii crap where he turns into a wolf or subs in as a furry version of King Arthur. Poor guy's been down so long…

"That's the last time, Bender. That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're out of here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten…

The entry for mbs gave me an ear-to-ear smile.

Did you really just tell him to stop absorbing so much media and pick up a newspaper in the same breath??

While I disagree and think that Bradley Cooper has an intangibly annoying face and needs to find a setting for his smarm knob lower than 11, I see that two roads of thinking have led to the same destination.

I remember seeing The Last Seduction in the local video store when I was 11 or 12 and just discovering how to make my weenie do that thing that was kind of like peeing but not really 'cause it was stickier and thinking, "Man, that movie looks like a solid gateway to boobies. If only I could figure out a way to rent an…

There was another incarnation of Match Game in the late 90s. I don't remember much about it except it didn't last long and Judy Tenuta was a frequent panelist.

Bare Wench lacked enough nudity to arouse even my take-what-I-can-get 15-year-old self.

Lemmings
If White Wilderness is indeed the birthplace of the lemmings-walking-in-hordes-off-of-cliffs myth, then at least we got an excellent computer game out of it 30 years later.

My main usuals:

Wow
I can't believe I want to see this.

Futurama!…….has been cancelled! Stay tuned this fall for "Fuckarama", Sundays at 12am Eastern, 11pm Central on the Spice Channel.

Yes
I would watch the shit out of a Stella movie. I think one of my friends still has my DVDs, I need to get those back and relive the magic.

I'm going to have to object to Deep Banana Blackout being a shitty band. Shitty in name definitely, but they know how to lay it down live, and Jen Durkin has just a NASTY set of pipes.