Which movie is it where the Enterprise is crashing and emotion-enabled Data goes "OH SHIIIIIT?" Because that had 11-year-old B. Rex in stitches.

So what you're saying is
Voyager taught us nothing??

Hmm. That seems like an awfully weird way to go about it, but it makes sense in the warped world of dry-county logic. I still don't get the whole paying for rice and/or beans business, though. That's still the one and only time in my whole life that we have ever had to do that. Thanks for the response!

If you happen to still be checking the comments around here, Noel
Should you happen to be familiar with La Huerta, I would like to know, to satisfy my curiosity, are they still doing that "membership" bullshit? My fiancee lived in Conway when I first met her—we were a long-distance couple for the first two years, 612…

After the way Heisler came across with Henry Winkler yesterday, I find that if there must be dickishness in the interviews I read, that it should come from the interviewee's side, thank you very much.

Maybe she improvised the hell out of that cereal commercial. I can just see Guest grousing because they lost out on the Clio to some detergent ad.

Please, Mr. Rabin
When you get closer to the 21st century in your country music travels, I would exhort you to give some of your time to the musical stylings of Monte Montgomery. He's got slick production like modern pop country, but he's an absolute virtuoso. Saw him back in November and he blew the doors off.…

NEVER go full McFerrin.

Bea Arthur is dead?

Not a film, but the ending of Blackadder Goes Forth. They played the war for laughs for six straight episodes, and it's fucking hilarious, and then all of a sudden they're all on the front lines. Everything about that scene gets me. Blackadder's realization of the fact that no madcap scheme can save him from his fate.…

Nice to get an idea of where to start
I've tried a few songs here and there but the one that really has my attention right now is 7. It seems like it might be vaguely about religion, but it doesn't matter because I love singing along with that chorus.

I saw Uncle Buck when I was 6 or 7, and I'm going to go ahead and credit it with engendering my hatred of snotty teenage girls. I still didn't like Tia even after she came around on him.

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This Inventory tastes like a burger. I don't like it anymore.

The J. Geils Band
As a teenager I didn't listen to much music, but I was into classic rock, so when I was at an impasse as to where to go next my dad would recommend something he liked. One day he told me about the J. Geils Band, the only band he ever saw live, and he told me to get Love Stinks. My dad and I don't…

Perhaps you've forgotten where you are? Practically everyone who frequents this site carries a greater-than-usual inclination toward snark and cynicism. My interpretatiom is entirely reasonable.

How so very typical of you guys
to name your book club after the Belle & Sebastian song.

Yeah, nobody ever does anything good for anyone out of the kindness of their heart! Who do those celebrities think they're kidding? Very clever, Hugh, using the unifying power of the Internet to bring a useful sum of cash to a charity in need! Now go back to tweeting about silly celebrity things!

Twat Lips Houlihan

Wouldn't an unrepentant racist not put quotes around "Chinese"?

#avclubfail