God, the ReDeads. Link is right to freeze when he hears that unholy shriek.

A Bosom Buddies reunion would definitely win back some of that goodwill he's squandered on the Ladykillers remake and two Dan Brown adaptations.

Come over to my apartment. It airs at least once a week.

Vampire's Kiss

@Frankz: You can't forget something that never existed.

The DOS version of Lemmings is infinitely superior to all others because 1) the mouse is the most precise control device and 2) you can use the F-keys to jump instantly to tasks.

My apartment was infested with koalas. It was the cutest infestation ever.

Put me down for crying during Jurassic Bark and Luck of the Fryrish. Also during The Sting (when Fry is begging Leela to ____ ____ — no spoilers here!) and the S4 finale.

I have the same squinty left eye as Paris Hilton. Such is my curse.

Alurin—Murtagh as in Lethal Weapon, "I'm gettin' too old for this shit", etc.

Condo Fucks

Let the record show that Asswype Johnson has earned approximately 77,000,000 demerits for implying that Alton Brown is a pussy.

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me…..

Well, it's good that you won't be picking this up then, since the target demographic is clearly people who like things that are fucking awesome.

Oh God
A guy in one of my classes did a short presentation on ventriloquism a couple of weeks ago. So I thought, "Oh God, he's going to show a Jeff Dunham clip. Well, as long as he does that, I hope it's not Achmed." Sure enough…..

About 80% of Ebert's post-voice-loss reviews: "Hey, I'm just happy to be here. Four stars."

The Gervais episode gets a pass from me just because of the line "I can tell by your level of basic courtesy that you love me". Pretty much sums up high school in one sentence for me. Although I only watch the Simpsons in syndication about once every three months or so and it seems like when I do, it's that episode.

I always opted out of skating. People had plenty of ammunition to use against me; there was no point in giving them more. I played arcade games in the lobby instead.

In Reverse
This happened in kind-of-reverse for me. I had sort of disliked the Dave Matthews Band before this one girl came around. I spent the better part of two years pursuing her, to no avail. She really liked DMB—among others, but that was the big one. One summer while she was away, I realized going after her was…

I went to go acquire Get Lonely and found "Gigolos Get Lonely Too" by Morris Day & the Time. I'm going to say this is a good thing.