There is, in fact, steampunk music. Check out Abney Park.

It's a monster from Dungeons and Dragons. Any 2nd level party can deal with them, no sweat.

I thought Scott Tobias was the pen name for Frank Darabont.

If you have to take a shot, aim for mediocre success.

Does he ask himself that all the way to the bank?

echoing other comments
Is this a real review of a real movie, or a clever parody of a snobby review of a movie no one has heard of and no one will ever see?

Before or after the musical number?

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy…

But like Schroedinger's cat, no one will ever see it, and thusly, no one will ever know.

My cult cannon suggestion: Southland Tales
Seriously, it's brilliantly weird, most of the time in a good way.

Velvet Goldmine definitely does have a cult following.

Everyone loses.

Burl is the most annoying of the ZMF-wannabe set.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Firsties love Necrobutcher.

It's OK, I went back in time and stepped on the Hitler Butterfly. That'll fix everything.

leeharvey43, there's a great book called _A Reader's Manifesto_ by B. R. Myers that explains exactly why _The Road_ is an Oprah book of the month hit.

ARTICLE suggestion!
AV club list of movies about jingle writers.

Big Trouble (the one not in Little China) has a weird sort of charm, though. It's so disjointed and uneven, and with a decent cast.

Why bother making good movies when he can cash in on crap like this?