that made me laugh. I hope to use that today appropos of nothing.

only as a contributor—that's why I also never get to participate in the taste tests. it is a tragedy.

oh and
a drunken encounter with Rande Gerber.

a few more that didn't make my AVQ&A cut
Michael Penn. My favorite Penn! I asked him to sign an autograph for my friend Claire which probably made me sound like a psychopath.

I also
waited on Ivanka Trump when we both went to Georgetown. I'll always feel partial towards her despite her genes.

I know it sounds nuts but I made this once:

I just finished the last ep. She was way overserved at the last thing she went to—she had a full glass of champagne!

there are not enough buppies on the AVC I can tell you that.

thank you kind robots
you all are nice and I appreciate your support, from the bottom of my pure beef heart.

it's actually not that girly, despite it being about a girl. there is a baseball game and a college party and beer drinking, all things that all men enjoy, right?

*Demetri

I can barely recognize Dmitri Martin
I mean check out the crazy '60's hair and clothes!

Eve
You knew shew as going home in the first 5 minutes when she told the camera she didn't know if she should cook for herself or for the judges.

Kennedys
I wonder if they noted DD's passing given his pursuit of William Kennedy Smith.

Be My Baby
Is one of my favorite songs but I had no idea until I looked Greenwich up how many classics she was behind. Right this second I'm paying tribute by enjoying Ronnie Spector's contribution to "Take me Home Tonight"

The Witches is easily one of the top 3 scariest books I've ever read (or had read to me)

I can't get over the fact
that I just read a review where Nathan Rabin praised an acting performance by Robin Williams. What's next, a good turn by Madonna?

I haven't made it to the Publican or Blackbird. Is Avec one of his? I went to that but I didn't like the no-reservations thingie.

ha Scott. Happy late b'day by the way.

It depends on your budget. It was VERY expensive and the only reason I went there was to take my mom out to thank her for my wedding. I actually thought MOTO was a more fun dining experience but both places definitely take themselves pretty seriously and it's quite a to-do. Personally I would recommend a place like…