once I was at a bar and the bartender had HUGE ones, like bracelet-sized. I know this was sort of dick of me but I asked him, out of curiosity and politely (I hoped) what happened when he took them out. He said "I'm never going to take them out." Then I watched my youth walk out the door as I thought to myself "OK,…

I had a bacon donut once
At Alinea, that restaurant that the Collicchio Diet Coke commercials make fun of.

do we really think a 3 year old appreciates very much his mom's culinary career? By the time he's old enough to really enjoy her cooking we'll all be living on Mars anyway.

good call. or in Ron's case he should have called his vice "misunderstanding" and given them a shoe on a plate.

Of course the bearded James Beard nominee will win. He just has to go ahead and play drums for ZZ Topp and he'll be all set.

the ear thing really was putting me off too. Basically I didn't like her for making a cosmetic choice I so wholeheartedly disagreed with.

Zamfir made me laugh.

and she'd choke me and I'd love it.

no
I love Kate Winslet but I call shenanigans on her being case as a woman whose lover would rather bone her daughter than her.

tittyboozled
it had a good run!

maybe there are some other good docus Piven can turn into a comedy. "The Fog of War" could use some fart jokes, for instance.

diceman
that's what I think when I see Piven's styling in this movie

thanks for reading my stuff!

this is a really cool book
Mike was kind enough to let me use it when I taught a humor writing workshop and now I'm basically recommending it as a reference book for any aspiring funny writers out there.

murder…

maybe we can get on discovery health as the "600-lb Family"

thankful
that my parents didn't actively set out and ruin my life on TV, let alone gave me a pretty great life.

feminists only want lady video game archetypes to be empowering, like the strippers in Grand Theft Auto (that's mucht he only game that gets played in my house so that's the only game joke I can make) pretty m

this movie
must have a really good publicist or something (maybe it's Yi's famous friends) but I feel like I've heard WAY more about this movie than I would if it had a different team behind it.

I realize that now my thingie was posted my comment seems very odd here. oh well, Kelly would understand. From Claire to Kelly!