Hey, I said "in part!" I am well aware of the Sopranos, thank you very much but the White Sox are much less famous than the Sopranos and I had to give my boys their due.

lovemydog, you're funny

i don't think you're a douche, karalotz. I used to think you were douchey for coming on and saying what you watched instead of Idol but now it wouldn't be the same without you.

get your own Idol writeup!

eh, she's a Madonna-type to me only she seems way more fun than Madonna. And I appreciate the weirdness because nothing is very shocking anymore.

Shorter show=quicker summary (and I have another show to cover after this so that is also incentive to be speedy on Wednesdays)

instead of watching a movie, you hit refresh over and over on the AV Club until my entry came up!

hi eh! No problem. And no, i think the judges almost have to use it at this point. but what a boring 'feature.'

No, I bagged on his stylist!

thanks for the shout out kerouac. I should mention to the editors here that the AVC should also take on SYTYCD.

@forget_it_jake I noted that it looks like he's going to bite the microphone, but same thing.

sorry, sorry! I'm fixing it now. I am an ignorant shit.

this may be me but I feel like the audience appears appropriately shamed after Nigel tells them to shut up. You hear them laugh after he gives it to them.

Gokey. Kris was Gokey.

do tell!

I know, you're right. But I didn't know what to say that could encapsulate the feeling of "It was pretty okay for Idol but in a vacuum you wouldn't listen to it again."

you know they'll recap that ish for you tomorrow a-plenty.

it's horrible but they especially like booing Kara in addition to Simon these days.

but maybe the world needs a female Steve Brule.

Actually, I think it's Virgania, for some reason. I don't like to be "that guy" but I think it's worth it in this case.