favorite sketch so far
is her balloon ride service commercial.

That's why I had to be more vague about Conan since Late Night can't consistently make me laugh anymore

"and old man whose eyes look like they are weird marbles that were popped in. "

"He kept falling asleep and then saying he was awake."

good job claire!
you did a great job choosing a picture for this post.

nope! Ordered it off Wiseau's website

I feel genuinely feel for Paula
seriously: is not having a mustache drawn on your face on live TV too much to ask for?

keepthechangebye

if you're unsure whether you think you'll get into this movie this is your litmus test
I'm sorry for posting so much, I just want to go home now and watch the movie

after you watch this
I defy you not to start greeting everyone with "Oh hi, NAME"

maybe it would look better not in HD. Damn me and my wonderful television!

Once I heard "I have just six words for you" I was already exhausted

yikes, that's the last time I shoot heroin before I write

agreed

thanks: fixed!

I feel ahead of the curve
My husband would show this to unsuspecting dinner guests a few years ago. Some people got the humor, others not so much. I feel kind of weird that it's getting this exposure.

for some reason that reference is very amusing to me. maybe he looks more like renee zellweger in that scene.

the songs did seem longer this week, maybe they all got 2 minutes instead of 1.5 or something

you should go—I was wondering how much of Detroit's income these days is from tourism. I keep meaning to go to Tiger Stadium…

yeah I was trying to come up with something funny where one could take the footage of the girl judges swaying superimposed over some other unrelated footage. but so far no luck.