Vee Germans are not all smiles und sunshine.

#WhereTheHellisWhovian?

Hey fuck you, lots of us can read and write! Just not any of our elected officials. Although, they did override Brownback's veto, thereby repealing his shitty tax plan, so maybe they're learning.

Holy shit, I just realized Cutty is the guy who hangs out under the bridge.

No thanks, I already have a loving relationship with Old Crow.

They don't carry rabies, but they do carry their babies.

"This 70-year-old man who has been sued more times than anybody can count and had to settle a $25 million fraud suit recently is not aware that laws exist and you're not supposed to obstruct justice." - Paul Ryan

D'awwww, that's a great story. Nice work.

That bass player is your friend.

And a whole lot of the songs about him suck balls too. Especially the ones they sang in my church growing up.

The theme with Clapton is he's only good when he's playing with other good people. Solo he sucks fucking shit.

Them Crooked Vultures.

I think he's talking about the Orange Bowl Mascot.

Man, remember when people never asked for shit like this? Those were the days.

I'm more curious about the level of hog in his breakfast.

When you someone needs how to copy edit it.

Has anybody made the joke that they didn't even realize the A.V. Club has copy editors? And maybe wondering why they don't copy edit the articles posted here? Cuz if not, I got some dynamite stuff ready to go.

Did Alex Trebek ever appear on "Coach?" If I ever make it on Jeopardy I'll regale Alex with my tales of having watched a pretty good amount of "Coach" episodes back in the day. For the following up question I'll be sure to let him know the seasons in which Hayden Fox coached professionally in Orlando sucked, even…

A fellow dick.

I won't stone you, but…. As I mentioned upthread, Meemo had a gun at the bus assault, which he used to kill the passersby executioner style, as the marshall said. Maybe he was the designated gun handler, but then got separated from the other two.