Maybe she suffered the head trauma from a fuck so good it broke the headboard.

Post-'90s Al Davis had about a 10-month cap on head coaches.

Amen. But if they run the table, which is possible, and the Chiefs slip up once they'll be right back in first. That's a bit of a tall order, especially having to go to Denver and with who knows the status of Carr's finger. But at least they're still all-but-guaranteed to make the playoffs. I'm still happy about that…

I'm a Raiders fan, so I'm obligated to hate the fucking Chiefs. Man, we had every opportunity to beat 'em last night and just couldn't do it. It was clear Carr's dislocated pinky was affecting him, especially in the cold. But I'm glad it wasn't a blowout like it looked like it was going to be in the second quarter.…

I bet you even have more than one set of rags from which to choose while you "get dressed." Man, you money bags always have to rub it in our faces!

No shit they don't care about the poor. They use that very system to fuck over the poor and fatten their own wallets. They only care that the poor buy the bullshit and vote for Republican candidates who push trickle down economics. And they absolutely do.

He's still alive, but police beat the shit out of Randy Travis a year or two ago. He was driving his Camaro drunk and naked, I believe. Seems pretty country to me.

I haven't heard it, but if it doesn't count as country by today's standards, it probably sounds like country.

Bravo.

But jihad several whoppers already. You don't need any more.

Are Israeli haikus different than Japanese haikus?

I saw a burger with Krispy Kreme donut buns mentioned right up there in the article.

Shiiiiiiiit, if it's gonna be that kinda party, Im'a stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

Or a really-rippin' lentil soup.

We need at least a few mo-hammad.

Who knew he worked with Frank Reynolds and Artemis in high school? You see, Artemis incorporated a bun into the lovemaking, but was upset about something Frank did to himself with the onions.

Lots of people watch TruTV. Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners…

That was pretty much my reaction after the first time I saw it. I was in high school, had no idea who the Coen Brothers were, but saw this movie and was floored. I tried poorly to explain it to so many people. Luckily it didn't need my recommendations to catch on.

More than most people, even.

I wish I knew. It just pisses me off, because Iowa is not exactly a great team, yet they've kicked our asses three times recently. It's just like Nebraska to get in a rut against a team they should be able to beat and always lose big. And when they win, they squeak by. But I'd take a close win against those fuckers…