I love growing facial hair specifically for a Halloween costume. I grew a bitchin' mustache one year for my Magnum PI getup.

Wow. I just watched it for the first time and you're right. I just gained a lot more respect for my new favorite Nebraska player.

Right. I'm referring to people who just gun it and pull out right in front of vehicles already in the roundabout, to which they should be yielding. Twice recently I've had to slam on the brakes and lay on the horn because some dickhead pulled out in front me when he should have yielded.

Anybody had any crazy/interesting dreams lately?

Yes, to all of this. I don't like the "are we back?" shit, especially after Pelini's infamous "Nebraska's back and we're here to stay" comment. We all saw what happened after that.

And people who don't know how to use them. Vehicles entering the roundabout yield to those already in the roundabout. That's why there's a yield sign there, fuckhead!

I'm pretty happy my Huskers are 4-0. And I was fucking stoked when they beat Oregon. But the luster has come off that win a bit since the Ducks came out and lost to Colorado the very next week. CoLOLorado, ferchrissakes.

A few years ago when "Paper Planes" was huge I'd think it was "Straight to Hell" every time it came on. At least that was less of a letdown than that Kid Rock song that made me think I was about to hear Warren Zevon.

Jesus fucking Christ…

But don't worry, there's plenty of day left!

If you talk to the right Germans you can get some shitty porn offers.

My last name starts with K. My college roommate also had a last name starting with K. A third friend of ours: same thing. The third guy needed a roommate at one point and we considered all moving in together. I JOKINGLY said we could call our place the KKK house. These two dipshits thought it was a legitimately good…

Tip? Hell, I'ma give my cousin the whole thang!

I call Kentucky Klown Kourts as my band name!

Goddamn, those are some sick warrants, bro!

My band practices that song in the garage.

Amen. I've always preferred college football for the reasons you list and so many more. It's just an infinitely more entertaining game to watch.

The NFL
A massive cash grab

You can not tange Carson Wentz. You said it yourself, they are intangibles. Not even a bar graph could tange his measurements.

You hate THIS GUY!!!