My dipshit alcoholic brother-in-law thought I was all fancy and high-falutin' because I bought a 12 pack of Fat Tire on a camping trip to Minnesota. I bought it because it was the only non Coors, Bud or standard what have you in this small town. This is a a 50-year-old man we're talking about who was in the Navy,…

These are all front burner, top-of-mind, action-oriented solutions you've put on my radar screen. I'm gonna run it up the flagpole to the brass, see who salutes and draw up some deliverables for the relevant constituencies.

Or maybe they have a lot of IPAs because IPAs are fucking delicious. Or maybe you need to go to better brew pubs that have a wider selection.

Now that he's a pussy he hates kids?

I visited San Francisco in 2012 and, being a baseball fan, went to a Giants game. While there I saw a gigantic fat bald dude with a huge tattoo on the back of his head that was shaped like home plate and in Giants colors said "SF Giants, 2010 World Series Champions." I've often wondered what kind of fan that guy was…

And you can't score a touchdown without a puck.

But the fans of your team are the real assholes!

That fucking song is also played during every single goddamn televised sporting event for some reason.

Yes! That's it. Obnoxious little bastard. Him, not you.

With their HIPPIN and a HOPPIN and a BIPPIN and a BOPPIN

Bathroom phone talkers are terrible, but I often come across a guy who brushes his teeth in the public bathroom at work. That just squicks me right out. I know people brush their teeth in bathrooms all the time. But this fucking creep does it at all hours of the work day, and doesn't even move the brush back and…

I also would like to voice my displeasure at the discontinuation of Another Period reviews. This show is insane and fantastic, just like us.

Are these shows getting the hatchet?

SO I could swear I recognized that kid, then I looked him up on IMDB and I haven't seen any of his listed credits. But I know I've seen him somewhere, playing a similar douchebag kid.

A hatchet in every hand, I say!

The classic "green pepper welfare burger."

I've been frying a lot of fish lately. My wife and I went camping with her family about three weeks ago, and they were nice enough to send pretty much all of the catch home with us, as they already had freezers full.

Fresh herbs are the best. And that all sounds quite scrumptious.

I'm reading "Dalva" by Jim Harrison. It's the first of his I've read and I'm enjoying it quite a bit, as it's set in my native Nebraska, but more because it's a really engaging read and I like that it's a novel that takes a first person perspective, alternating between different people. I've already checked out "True…

Or the name of that girl with the crazy hair who got knocked up on DeGrassi.