Fuck more eels.

Fuck more eels.

It's exactly like the Macarena aside from the fact that it's also a fairly decent song.

It's exactly like the Macarena aside from the fact that it's also a fairly decent song.

I didn't see it mentioned in the article, but Mercury put out a compilation called 5 Easy Pieces that's worth a listen. I don't know if I'd recommend it as a starting point (the fact that it's thematically, rather than chronologically organized makes it a bit confusing as an introduction) but it works well as a…

I didn't see it mentioned in the article, but Mercury put out a compilation called 5 Easy Pieces that's worth a listen. I don't know if I'd recommend it as a starting point (the fact that it's thematically, rather than chronologically organized makes it a bit confusing as an introduction) but it works well as a…

Have you listened to Reasonable Doubt? That's the only Jay-Z album I've heard where the production doesn't seem to be fighting for the spotlight with him, which was my major issue with both The Blueprint and The Black Album.

Have you listened to Reasonable Doubt? That's the only Jay-Z album I've heard where the production doesn't seem to be fighting for the spotlight with him, which was my major issue with both The Blueprint and The Black Album.

You do realize what site you're on, right?

You do realize what site you're on, right?

Jay-Z and Kanye West have both worked incredibly hard to get where they are today and have each released at least one indisputably classic album. They're only derivative because so many other hip-hop artists have ripped them off at every turn.

Jay-Z and Kanye West have both worked incredibly hard to get where they are today and have each released at least one indisputably classic album. They're only derivative because so many other hip-hop artists have ripped them off at every turn.

To be fair, they're all Internet punchlines at the very least, thanks to "X Gon' Give It To Ya". Which I still love.

To be fair, they're all Internet punchlines at the very least, thanks to "X Gon' Give It To Ya". Which I still love.

Pancho would be Walt, if only for the fact that "Nobody heard his dying words/But that's the way it goes," would be beautifully poignant, especially for Walt considering it would bookend with the fact that leaving a last statement was so important to him in that first episode.

Pancho would be Walt, if only for the fact that "Nobody heard his dying words/But that's the way it goes," would be beautifully poignant, especially for Walt considering it would bookend with the fact that leaving a last statement was so important to him in that first episode.

Fantastic song. I do think "Pancho & Lefty" is better though, especially if we're talking about performances off Live At The Old Quarter.

Fantastic song. I do think "Pancho & Lefty" is better though, especially if we're talking about performances off Live At The Old Quarter.

Apologies; I overreacted somewhat.

Apologies; I overreacted somewhat.