Gangham Style is the modern day Macarena. Nothing more/less.

Gangham Style is the modern day Macarena. Nothing more/less.

I think this is the first time I've wholeheartedly agreed with everything in a Dan Savage column. Crazy!

I think this is the first time I've wholeheartedly agreed with everything in a Dan Savage column. Crazy!

Your wife's a furry?

Your wife's a furry?

I find it hilarious that people spend so much of their time complaining about how everything Rihanna does in her music is artificial/fake and then spend the very next breath saying that all of her lyrics CLEARLY state she loves getting beaten up by Chris Brown.

I find it hilarious that people spend so much of their time complaining about how everything Rihanna does in her music is artificial/fake and then spend the very next breath saying that all of her lyrics CLEARLY state she loves getting beaten up by Chris Brown.

However, it is easy to imagine him writing his receipts out in crayon. Which is an actual thing he did.

However, it is easy to imagine him writing his receipts out in crayon. Which is an actual thing he did.

"Theme From A Summer Place" would be my pick, simply because every elevator in history has played that song at least once.

"Theme From A Summer Place" would be my pick, simply because every elevator in history has played that song at least once.

This is more about respecting Rihanna's right to make her own decisions and own her life than it is about any respect for Chris Brown. I don't give a fuck about Brown, but twittering on about Rihanna's private life and what she should be doing with it just rubs me the wrong way. That kind of thing should be left to…

This is more about respecting Rihanna's right to make her own decisions and own her life than it is about any respect for Chris Brown. I don't give a fuck about Brown, but twittering on about Rihanna's private life and what she should be doing with it just rubs me the wrong way. That kind of thing should be left to…

@avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus Yeah, you fucking should be.

@avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus Yeah, you fucking should be.

Not really sure what you're trying to say here. Refraining from telling celebrities how to live their lives seems perfectly rational to me.

Not really sure what you're trying to say here. Refraining from telling celebrities how to live their lives seems perfectly rational to me.

Alright, everyone needs to shut the fuck up for two seconds and realize that we, as Internet pundits and bored office workers, cannot offer Rihanna relationship advice without also being blithering idiots.

Alright, everyone needs to shut the fuck up for two seconds and realize that we, as Internet pundits and bored office workers, cannot offer Rihanna relationship advice without also being blithering idiots.