If someone can do something as good as this:  http://www.youtube.com/watc… I'd be happy to see R. Kelly picked first.

If you're one of the Mormons that hasn't ever had alcohol in the first place (hey, that's me!), it's pretty easy to just continue to stay away from it.  It's the whole you-can't-miss-something-you-never-had thing.
Also, you start telling yourself all the reasons why you're so much better off without it—like not having…

Definition of Success?
Two girls at once…
Anyone want to help me answer a question for Anthropology?
What form does male/male competition take in today's
society? How do young males compete for popularity and access to mates?

See Emily Play-Pink Floyd
Sparks-Coldplay
Crazy-Aerosmith
Penny and Me (Acoustic)-Hanson

Is that GOB? He liked to make love to this… I'm turning it off.

Nipples FTW!

@Davey Spade: Oh, it just called again, it wants that joke back….

I laughed at the hurled tomato.

Mayonnaise and ketchup mixed on fries=Fry Sauce. The best condiment known to man. Originates in Utah. All praise the fast food chain Arctic Circle!

How many of you had to look up old English words in the dictionary in order to add to this thread? I call shenanigans on all of you!

How was "You Make My Dreams Come True" not mentioned?! Best and most catchy H&O song, hands down. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-e-ooh.

No joke. My roommate knows someone named L-a. It's pronounced "Ladasha."

Good form, TomWaits. Good form.

Some people that are LDS spent a lot of money. The actual church didn't give any of their money. Oh, and also, some people who are LDS actually think that gays should have just as many rights as every other human in the world.