Your authority is not recognised in FORT KICKASS.

To be fair, there's an "OH MY GOD THEY SAID THE TITLE!!!!!" moment in there.

Seriously. That annoyed the living FUCK out of me. I had to review this one and when I saw it I didn't hate it, but as I wrote about it I realised that I just had very little good to say other than, "The actors are…alive."

The end of this film is arguably the worst part. Trust me, you'll know it. [THROWS BADGE INTO OCEAN]

Armond White > The Narrator Returns
White brings us succinct, bravura comparisons between art and filth; blindingly incisive critiques of the industry and convention. The Narrator Returns, however, performs a facile charade with the unfettered gasping of a poseur, a "mission accomplished" delusion.

ZANY THEORY CORNER: it is actually Kit's baby that is Bloody Face Jr.

That's exactly what I shouted as soon as Alma was revealed!

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus Oh wow you really replied to everything I said. Go home.

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus The invitation came from the fact that the whole thread is about discussion and comparison of the two shows. I still enjoy the New Girl but I also find the above faults with it and where else should I discuss those if not here? Good lord, you're not even a good troll.

@avclub-143816c28946e8294f0bd6353b88ec2d:disqus Yeah no, I thought he was more of a…hmmm…"foodie cub", maybe?

It felt like it was at the time…until I started getting yelled at for not texting him as soon as I got up in the morning and stuff like that, and then later blamed his depression and suicidal thoughts entirely on me etc. etc. despite never actually doing anything to warrant that. So no actual drug use involved, just…

I struggle with Bloc Party anymore because my ex-boyfriend once told me he used to listen to 'On' to remind himself of me and that song was about cocaine addiction and I found that combination very creepy. This is a good song, though. Is Hunting For Witches this album? That one's good too.

Truthfully, most of the time it's not even about the drag. It's about a bunch of super strong, often very clever and funny, personalities vying for the limelight more than the others. You don't really have to know much other than which outfit you like more and which performances you like more - of course there's a…

Say crack again.

I was irritated by the dumb plot contrivance that had to lead to the power going out, but ya know.

Happy Endings is not written in a deliberate absurdist way? Methinks you are not watching the same show as I, sir.

In terms of reality, the single most enjoyable reality show on TV is RuPaul's Drag Race, and I'm super glad that more and more AV Clubbers seem to have started watching it. But there's a new season starting Jan 28 and you can really jump in at any time - there's a vernacular and inside jokes you'll have to pick up…

Have you even SEEN the film itself?

I suppose I am!

Good for you? We're all just gonna keep on keepin' on with watching it and discussing its obvious flaws because that is how critical discourse works okay thanks bye.