I loved that fake out. I'm not a shipper, but I kind of wanted him to find Annie on the other side of that doorway by the end.

I loved that fake out. I'm not a shipper, but I kind of wanted him to find Annie on the other side of that doorway by the end.

Is the bar really that low?
*checks the Film section reviews*
*remembers Failure to Launch*

Is the bar really that low?
*checks the Film section reviews*
*remembers Failure to Launch*

But Doogal was this generation's Bambi.

But Doogal was this generation's Bambi.

Good evening, Mr. Rushdie, or should I say professor?
I wanted to have your opinion about what I should read next. Is your book The Moor's Last Sigh really that great, or would you recommend one of your other dozen novels. Also, I read some of your short stories and wasn't very impressed. Try to work on that, okay?…

Good evening, Mr. Rushdie, or should I say professor?
I wanted to have your opinion about what I should read next. Is your book The Moor's Last Sigh really that great, or would you recommend one of your other dozen novels. Also, I read some of your short stories and wasn't very impressed. Try to work on that, okay?…

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

About me falling asleep for 5 hours in the middle of writing this paper?
Or about you being the academic incarnation of Mephistopheles?
In any case, I finished the paper and am going to go turn it in right now before the deadline. And yes, that did send a chill down my spine.

If I see another media outlet with a consonant-pairing suffix, I'm going to turn into a Monstr.

If I see another media outlet with a consonant-pairing suffix, I'm going to turn into a Monstr.

A pro-fur advertisement becomes another strike in the bitter rivalry between dwarves and Kate Ford.
http://www.mediapeta.com/pe…

A pro-fur advertisement becomes another strike in the bitter rivalry between dwarves and Kate Ford.
http://www.mediapeta.com/pe…

Thanks. I usually don't feel a lot of performance pressure when it comes to academic papers, but this one is bringing out the best and worst in me. 
Also, I'm making my conclusion a set of satirical sonnets in alexandrine metre within the prose text. I think I just don't care anymore. Also, I'm kind of drunk.

You guys (and gals) will be proud of me:
I have just written 1200 words for my 2000-word final paper in less than an hour. 
God, this thing is going to look like crap when the professor reads it.

My God Semi, I just fell asleep at the wheel for the past few hours. I need to get to work!
Also, you're evil.

I need to get on that one after The Lost Ones. I've seen a spanish version of it in my university's library, translated by José Emilio Pacheco no less, and Beckett's prose sounds so strange in another language. The man did some pretty great things with french and italian, but english is where his words spring roots of…

Oh Semi, you make me want to audit your class, even though I would probably skip a few lectures, get behind on the readings, turn in my crap-smear of a paper last-minute, never study for exams and mess-up the grading curve. You're already one of the best professors I've never had.