Look, I have no problem pulling out the Jacksons for something worthwhile, and obviously TDKR was worth it. I just don't think that's for me. Something about being in that place just didn't seem right. Based on my experience there, it'll be a long time before Cinépolis sees my Jackson twins again, unless something…

Sorry, I meant to say *Unremarkably* but that's not a word. 
We college students aren't very creative, are we?

Remarkably, I'm not alone. I spoke to 5 people who are in my class today (since I was on-campus from early morning to late-afternoon), and they all said that they were either just beginning to write it or were about to begin.
I know we all have our habits, but adderall and pot just don't do it for me like hard drinking…

I STILL haven't begun to write my final Beckett paper, and it's due tomorrow by noon. I feel so damn tired because I was horribly sick sunday through yesterday and I pulled an all-nighter last night reading a bunch of Beckett academic essays to get my critical opinion on.

I do that anyway, and I've got an 8-page paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started yet. Who's smart now?

I'm sorry, @avclub-d89b833158f0d9a73fd33bb243fe5786:disqus , but I like my frontal lobe.
*puts glasses in case*

I'm sorry, @avclub-d89b833158f0d9a73fd33bb243fe5786:disqus , but I like my frontal lobe.
*puts glasses in case*

And be shot with monkey gas!
It's been a long day, and it's going to be a longer night.

There we go. I knew one of you guys would hobble along at any moment.

There we go. I knew one of you guys would hobble along at any moment.

I remember reading somewhere that they do in fact spend a month in Mirkood, but I can't remember if that's with or without the time spent in the Elf King's castle. They also spend a couple of weeks in that crack at the base of the Lonely Mountain, which I hadn't even noticed given how quickly the narration leads to…

I remember reading somewhere that they do in fact spend a month in Mirkood, but I can't remember if that's with or without the time spent in the Elf King's castle. They also spend a couple of weeks in that crack at the base of the Lonely Mountain, which I hadn't even noticed given how quickly the narration leads to…

I actually watched Smash during its first season. I started about 5 weeks late and caught up with the show by Episode 6. It wasn't worth it in the end, but it sure as hell proved that I'm willing to give just about anything a shot if it has either Debora Messing (The Starter Wife's ghost haunts me to this day) or an…

I seem to recall that Bilbo stops by Rivendell on the return journey, has a beer with Elrond, then leaves, but I'm paraphrasing.
Whereas, in LOTR, "And then they delighted in the elf maidens' company. And then they delighted in the elves' company. And then they delighted in…" It's good colour and world building, with…

I seem to recall that Bilbo stops by Rivendell on the return journey, has a beer with Elrond, then leaves, but I'm paraphrasing.
Whereas, in LOTR, "And then they delighted in the elf maidens' company. And then they delighted in the elves' company. And then they delighted in…" It's good colour and world building, with…

Strangely, I was going to say "I run away whenever I see Dame Judy Dench."
You may laugh or even be offended, but she scared me when she played Lady Macbeth opposite Ian McKellen in that Shakespeare on the Round production.

Strangely, I was going to say "I run away whenever I see Dame Judy Dench."
You may laugh or even be offended, but she scared me when she played Lady Macbeth opposite Ian McKellen in that Shakespeare on the Round production.

If your main export is crippling depression,
you might be Detroit.
If your economy *was once* based on LeBron James,
you might be Detroit.
If your river catches on fire, 
I think people can call you whatever they like.

Thanks, @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus , it's good to hear that from someone who isn't competing against me for a grade. God, I want to go to sleep so badly. But I can't. Because my next final's in 3 hours.

Thanks, @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus , it's good to hear that from someone who isn't competing against me for a grade. God, I want to go to sleep so badly. But I can't. Because my next final's in 3 hours.