Once again, Castlevania 64 gets criminally frozen out. (It's probably the last entry to give a shit about platforming and level design, and therefore is secretly one of the best of the franchise; big whoop wanna fight about it?)

The Subhumans.

At least CPD never unironically used the phrase "187 on a motherfucking cop" while being a bunch of white boys.

His albums haven't aged well, though. It's like an audio Dorian Gray situation.

Peace sells, but who's buyin'?

Look, Millennials! This politician is totally "with it!"

Can someone recommend a place where I can buy some quality kitchenware? I'm switching my plates.

You'd seem eloquent, too, if lonesome country fiddle music accompanied you every time you put pen to paper.

I am, however, a fan of her in that shirt.

I've always said Idiocracy was too optimistic (50 years, not 500). Turns out I was the one being optimistic.

I'm all for bringing the refugees here, provided they're given their choice of resettlement in Upper East Side of Manhattan; Chevy Chase, Md.; Highland Park, Ill.; or Palo Alto, Calif.

For Sale on Amazon: Ron Swanson's spoken-word cover of Rush's "Tom Sawyer."

Liberals who get upset over the host of The Tonight Show asking Trump softball questions deserve to be taken as seriously as conservatives who get upset over said host asking Obama softball questions. Which is to say, not at all.

Not worth the effort.

It was not a great comic, but it had an interesting world, at least for the first 20 or so issues that I was able to hang on. McFarlane seemed to put in a lot of work into it, including answering a lot of fan/hate mail personally.

I seem to recall that it involved warring gangs of techno-geeks wearing spandex. It was also the point where my interest dropped off.

It's saying Adrian Grenier cut his teeth on Entourage so he could display his full acting chops at the "living museum" of Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia. At least that's what I got out of it.

More like FAUX News amirite?

You can almost taste the syphilis!

Who's going to believe a sentient automaton? Get a job in a wild west show!