This adrenochrome makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer, and it'll make a you goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!

Roboduck? Does he mean Gizmoduck?

Parody?!

Are the invitations to the other artists getting lost in the mail?

I ooze positivity out of every orifice.

No disrespect intended for anyone involved (or not involved) with the new section, but I think it's already achieved Dawes-level critical mass for whipping boy status. I won't comment on it further here, but I hope it turns into something good.

The middle of that compliment sandwich being, of course, Supper Club.

the “Patriot” movement, a label so ironic it would do Williamsburg trust-funders proud.

Counterpoint: Discarded pizza boxes are an excellent source of cheese.

That sounds a bit much just to show my support for public broadcasting, but hey if that's what it takes to impress Diane Rehm, so be it.

The Game was excellent. Had me guessing through the very end, i.e., did Michael Douglas follow the rabbit down the hole?

For the sake of this website's increasingly meaningless pop-culture-oriented mission statement, I had hoped so, as well.

Do you have an actual rebuttal to offer? I can't help but notice the supposed outcry against remakes/reboots whatever didn't seem to actually help movies like The Nice Guys, Popstar, or Kubo and the Two Strings outgross the likes of Jason Bourne, Ninja Turtles 2, or even Independence Day 2 — nevermind the truly…

I take it the new footage will feature the lady Ghostbusters obliterating a giant strawman.

I suspect the blurb that flashes on screen during the trailer — "The most searing portrayal of American teens since Kids!" — tells you everything you need to know about this.

I fail to see what this has to do with Stranger Things.

B&T always starts when the playoffs are 2/3 over. It's tradition.

Get back to the bingo hall, Garrison Keillor.

But why Soulja Boy, he crank dat Robocop?

"Vagenda of Manocide" sounds like a Venom-Manowar-Deicide tribute band.