Larry LaLonde, on the other hand, is the King of Comedy. All hail Ler.

Say what you will about Fox News and this Gutfeld chap, but his taste in music is unassailable, as reflected in his guests. He's had Gibby Haynes, Buzz Osborne, Oderus and Neil Hamburger, to name a few that I'm aware of. Dunno if Patton's been on his show, but I somehow doubt it.

AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The inclusion of an above-ground pool gave it that lower-middle class verisimilitude I've come to know and love.

"Jack, I thought you were going to dress up for the office Halloween party?"

One of my ultimate movie fantasies is some sort of DDL unified cinematic universe that culminates in an Avengers-style extravaganza wherein a time-traveling Abraham Lincoln teams up with Natty Bumppo, Bill the Butcher and Daniel Plainview to fight Kenneth Brannagh piloting the giant steampunk mechanical spider from Wil…

So I'm guessing no Greg "Neil Hamburger" Turkington, huh?
:(

Damn, beat me to it.

Then they'd really be a dead duck.

Stop being such an aphobe.

IT'S REAL!

Well, technically, we're all time travelers; most of us can only go in one direction, though. :(

CONFRONT.

All the computer panels you see on the set are actually e-meters.

Aw, c'mon now. Most of the supporting TNG cast had at least a couple episodes in which they shone. Fuck, even Troi had that one where she pretended to be a Romulan.

"By the 24th century, baseball has fallen out of fashion."

Thank you for this handy reader's guide. I was thinking about picking up the first book after reading this newswire and have now reconsidered.

"Give this man a column!"

I find it surprising that UCB apparently offers 24-hour crisis counseling. I had no idea comedy troupes had that level of organizational sophistication. Do their members get PerkSpot benefits, too?

WALL OF SCREEN CAPS!!!