DAMMIT, WHY AREN'T WE RUNNING MARVEL STUDIOS?!

We need more ABORT license plates in the gift shop!

Haven't viewed the trailer, but I'm really hoping the Luke Cage show will be a riff on blaxploitation.

Assuming everything said in the Tweets and in these comments is true — i.e., that Bow Wow both has sold 10 million records and was a sub-par rapper — I'd just like to say, good for Bow Wow. If I could have retired before 30, I would have. I hope he succeeds in his future endeavors, so long as a "comeback" 18 months…

Oh, OK. I thought it was an adaptation of the just-this-side-of-believable "memoir" by Jeanette Walls.

She's in King Kong, Captain Marvel and The Glass Castle? Is she trying to be typecast as a fantasy-genre actress?

It's a YA news site.

Off-topic, but the very first music-playback software I ever downloaded was some early version of WinAmp. It included your usual general rap/rock/jazz/classical music categories, but also had one for my favorite band during my early-to-late teens: Primus!

I don't think there's any great mystery to why music from this period has been so forgettable. I think the mid-to-late '90s is the last gasp of anything approaching a shared consensus of what constitutes "cool" music (using that term verrry loosely here), before the Internet supplanted broadcast media as the channel…

It's kind of repetitive of the "Whatever Happened to the Alternative Nation?" series the AV Club did a few years ago, but hey, any opportunity to shit on the Goo Goo Dolls and Oasis is one I'd happily take.

Funny, I feel like the Post has gotten much worse since Bezos bought it. The headlines on their website have become clickbait-y as hell, and their coverage of the Metro's death spiral was, and still is, mostly non-existent.

After all is said and DONE, you never walk, you always RUN
… to the home video bin at your neighborhood Safeway!

Doubles as a Trump ad.

A fake great-aunt's funeral?

I never cared about this band on their own merits.

Das Butt, on the other hand, is about exactly what you think.

Lol, "Facebook"? Who's behind the times now?

When It Runs Out of Ben & Jerry's.

When I ran track in high school, I used to listen to the Butthole Surfers' cover of the Underdog theme to pump myself up. (I never won any of my events.)

I kind of regret not seeing them last year. I really regret not seeing Battles with John Stanier.