I put as much stock in what celebrities think about politics as I do in what Paul Ryan thinks about rap-rock bands from the '90s.

That was very un- … good of him.

(scans AV Club masthead)
Yup.

That the Ghostbusters movie didn't score big at the box office is an
obvious reflection of the lack of promotion and public awareness. For instance, did you know that the main characters were ALL FEMALE? That one totally slipped under the radar.

As the Roanoke, Va., Chamber of Commerce is quick to point out before redirecting your attention to its world-class convention center (spoiler: also horrifying; I've been there).

In related news, Roanoke, Va., remains horrifying to this day.

To be fair, most of that vodka ended up in the pool.

It's eerie that (a) this novel resembles an episode of Venture Bros. and (b) the author (as seen in the mugshot from the other article) resembles the alternate-universe Rusty Venture.

I believe this year is the 10-year anniversary of that one sitting in my Amazon shopping cart. The reviews all said it was the best one of his novellas.

Floam, or gtfo.

Well, The Oatmeal artist drives a Tesla, soo….

Walking eyeee!

Your mother.

Whoa, that adds a whole new dimension to her — a second one!

In her final column she said she was only going on hiatus and would return. We're just bitter because she didn't live up to her promise.

The AV Club newswire desk is on top of it!

"And that is bait for your commenters. It turns out: They get it. I’m gay."

Yeah, I saw them live once and the whole looped-guitar thing they did was pretty boring to watch. Dunno if that's an essential part of their sound, but it was a big enough turnoff.

Saw these guys open for Big Business a few years ago and was very impressed. Looking forward to seeing them this fall open for Russian Circles. I'll almost certainly be leaving before the headliner takes the stage, though.

Now is now irrelevant.