Not as crushing as the corsets they'll soon be wearing as a result of this devastating loss in the culture wars!

Where? I'll kill her!

But I thought the hivemind agreed that Ang Lee's Hulk was a misunderstood gem of a psychodrama?

"A respectable $46 million"? Is slightly more than Independence Day: Resurgence's opening-weekend receipts really all that respectable? And the latter didn't have the benefit of endless free publicity over a mostly-imaginary controversy.

I guess the one little girl in Darien, IL, holding her toy proton pack and the dream that one day when she grows up, she could bust ghosts isn't ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT, YOU CYNICAL SHIT!?

I watched Back to the Future on Netflix, although I was distracted the whole time by the nagging thought that this movie might be much better if it had an all-female cast.

Did this movie cost a lot to make? It looks like it had the budget of the average of the budgets of Sharknado and Sharknado 3.

ANOTHER CSB: I used to work with a guy who interviewed Jeff Dowd ahead of one of the first Lebowskifests; he described the real Dude as "big and sweaty."

This is a great idea. Women fucking loooove that movie (disclosure: I do, too), it'd be amusing to see all the tortured feminist commentary on this and other websites about how that awful idea to remake TPB is "different from" remaking Ghostbusters.

Shush, I'm sure they get all the ass they need at home.

Does she follow the S.T.A.R.L.O.R.D. system of seduction, or the D.R.A.X. system?

The dramatic tension in every scene has to do with his space-suit losing power.

“He doesn’t have the wisdom and experience of that Groot,” Schwartz told EW. “He’s a younger Groot and a more rambunctious Groot. The question is,
is he the same Groot, just smaller? Or is he a different Groot that’s sprung up from the seed of the first Groot?”

My brother frequently references in casual conversation Norris's voice over from this film, only the quote somehow became: "Ninjas (ninjas ninjas) … I thought they were dead (dead dead) … I guess not (not not)."

"But enough about O'Neal…."

Huh? Sorry, were you talking?

Ironic because Predator is one of the greatest things to happen to the world.

So you know he knows 'em when he sees 'em.

Is that the LL Cool J Rollerball?

Dismissive of Fury Road?! Get 'im, boys!