If you're having trouble grasping the very subtle point I'm making which no one else in the world has made in the last year, I completely understand.

maybe, like the “Bernie Bro,” the so-called “Ghostbro” movement is
nothing more than a few really loud assholes freaking out about a dog whistle only they can hear, making everyone else look bad in the process.

Once again, the social justice wranglers are swarming in their hordes on Twitter to antagonize an innocent jewel-runner and poodle-shooter.

I love more how even that claim is objectively false. Or was the Big Lebowski the real hero of The Big Lebowski?

See Iggy's review of Hail Caesar for an example of how not to review a film.

"Ghostbusters has always leaned crypto-conservative…."

"The slickness affords Feig some compelling visuals in the form of more flexible ghostbusting action, courtesy of those new particle-accelerating weapons and neat ghost designs"

"FOUR FUNNY STARS!"
— The AV Club

So, AVC movie reviews in "stars" now AND letter grades. That's good because the actual articles have become unhelpful and/or misleading.

Rancho Relaxo is in hock? Nooo!

Has Ianucci ever explained why some of the supporting actors in The Thick of It were cast to play different characters in In the Loop? I watched the TV series before the film and was very confused for about the first half hour.

Let's not rush to judgment. As a fourth-tier media player, you can't just abruptly break from nearly a year of Bernie-boosting and begin Hillary-hyping. You gotta ease into it, like McCown's well-oiled gimp suit.

I … what?

I know, it's like he's entitled to his own opinion about the character he's most famous for portraying or something.

And I know a benign colon polyp from a pre-cancerous one because my dad was a gastroenterologist.

Errol Flynn wasn't badass?

But how many of them will be good?

Here Come the Water Works > Battlefields Forever > Head for the Shallows > Command Your Weather (from the songs I've heard, maybe?) > Mind the Drift

I didn't think it could get any better than Christopher Lee's heavy metal Christmas album, and I was right! This is still good, though.

"I'm scouring Twitter as fast as I can!"